Isn’t It Ironic?!?

So yesterday morning after barely sleeping the night before, the first thing my children decided to do was to roleplay going to sleep…

Excellent!!

So with irony in mind I started thinking about one of my favourite tunes Ironic by Alanis Morissette and decided to tweek some of the lyrics..

Here it is

A little girl who’d just turned 2
She said she’d done a wee wee but she’d done a sloppy poo
It’s a sleepless night after a bad day
It’s a really smelly burp right in your face
Isn’t it ironic, don’t you think

It’s like tantrums in a quiet place
It’s a good old slap right round your face
It’s the good advice that you don’t want to take
Who would’ve thought, it figures

Miss Piglet aged 2 was always car sick
She’d be almost there then puke at the last minute
She waited the whole damn journey to throw up
And as the puke went all over me
I thought “Well, isn’t this nice.”
And isn’t it ironic, don’t you think

It’s like tantrums in a quiet place
It’s a good old slap right round your face
It’s the good advice that you don’t want to take
Who would’ve thought, it figures

A jump in a puddle when your not wearing wellie boots
A tantrum in public but at home your only cute
It’s like ten thousand shoes when all you need is a pair
It’s leaving the house without wet wipes
Then you get yoghurt in your hair.

And isn’t it ironic, don’t you think. A little too ironic, and yeah I really do think

It’s like tantrums in a quiet place
It’s a good old slap right round your face
It’s the good advice that you don’t want to take
Who would’ve thought, it figures

There you go!

Now I found it tricky to find anything to rhyme with sandwich but my top ironic moment was when Piglet who doesn’t eat anything apart from pasta and cream cheese went to a party and ate a whole tuna sandwich!!

Whats your top ironic child related moment?

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